Zsa Zsa Gabor

I pay all my own bills… I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.

I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

Any woman who diets all the time can’t help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

I just asked her to support me in this one thing. It’s not a big lie. She should have understood that I was just trying to sell the song to America’s premier songstress.

That is not a functional use of language. That is a drunk driver crashing a pickup truck full of alphabet soup.

There’s not a lot of towns that I can go to and take family – too many incongruous knocks on doors – “Hello, honey. Have you missed me?”

I think women are very powerful and I think we’re more powerful together than separate.

I’m very outspoken. I will ask a silly question, but I really am deadly serious. I want to know the answer.

At some point, I would like to write a book and other things, but I work best when there is some sort of deadline in my own mind, but not when fifty people or fifty million people are breathing down the back of my neck.

What cha saying boy, you think Im playing boy, watch ya mouth girl, its a mans world.

I’ve already done so much. The rest is just gravy, it’s like frosting on the cake

Because if you do what you think is right for the benefit of everybody and everything and you make decisions, to go back and regret them afterwards-it’s a futile experience and it’s not worth thinking about. Because life just unfolds. Provided you do your best and you think you’re on the right track, you can only be right or wrong. But to regret it-I don’t think there are any huge errors or misdemeanors. You know, I should have hung out with Elvis a bit more.

I have to say, I’m really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.

[on Edward Cullen in ‘Twilight’] He’s a poet, and very deep and profound. He’s just extraordinarily troubled.

I’ve just been so lucky, but also I’m acutely aware that I’m only a brushstroke in the whole piece.

I did audition for “Home and Away”, but they never called me back. I feel I escaped in a way.

Music means communication to me. I say ‘listen you people out there, listen to my music, let’s be one.’ Music is a friend to me when I am lonely, when I am blue. You can’t define music ’cause music is cosmos and it knows no barrier or definition. You have to feel music to dig it

This is just to get the kids ready to play. It’s not about the score of the games. We want the boys to learn what they can from this. It helps the coaches see where we’re at and what we need to be working on.