Zsa Zsa Gabor

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers-but then, nobody is perfect.

When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

You know, I was a school rebel. Whatever they said do, I didn’t do. I was totally anti-everything. I was a right bastard, a right hard nut. I just totally closed the doors to ever wanting to know what they had to teach me. Rock & roll was the only thing I wanted to get into.

I was born in ’74, so I missed out on all the great early ’60s and early ’70s.

That had her lip-syncing to a record… There was no protection for her as a person or as an artist…

Before our albums are released I feel like we still own it, that we have control over our music. But once it’s out there in the world it’s no longer ours.

I just want to make the best music of all time with my best friends.

There’s no substitute to being successful on an actual chart.

[about political pundits suggesting Trump be given a chance to be president] Now, in the broadest sense, I get that impulse: hope for the best in the face of very long odds. It’s like we’re on a plane and we just found out our pilot is a wombat.

In my neighborhood if you’re too aggressive, you intimidate someone, they kill you. Or if you decide to be emotional and you start crying, you’re a victim. You know, the kid in the schoolyard that doesn’t want to fight always leaves with a black eye. You have to find a way to stay in the middle, somewhere where people just don’t mess with you because they know that you don’t have a problem with it if it goes there.

[on Ryan Phillippe] I’m lucky to find a person to share my life, and the best friend I’ll ever have.

In L.A., unless you’ve just won an Oscar or you’re Mr. Studio Head, no one talks to you. Even at parties.

By getting up early in the morning one also gets more time at his disposal for work as compared to late-risers. Scholar and thinkers get up early in the morning and contemplate.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

Twelve was a real turning point for me as I moved to a mixed school, and then I became cool and discovered hair gel.

In reality, the main thing that keeps me awake at night is probably the destruction of the planet; that’s what gets me pretty upset.

Optimism is nice if you can swing it. But you’ve got to be careful, because it can feed into the normalization of Donald Trump. And he is not normal. He’s abnormal. He’s a human What is wrong with this picture?