Zsa Zsa Gabor

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things seriously. This attitude of mine gets me into a lot of trouble.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

Macho does not prove mucho.

Don’t worry about being famous or making money; the most important thing is being the best. You have to become a master of your craft, and everything else will come.

I have to work with IKEA… Yo, IKEA, let Kanye create! I want a bed that he makes! I want a chair that he makes! I want more products from Ye!

I wish everybody would treat themselves like a plant.

By the way, when Oprah Winfrey is suggesting you may have overextended yourself, you need to examine your f**ing life.

Abstaining from sex had to zen my body. I ain’t giving, so don’t ask, I don’t lend my body. He gotta be king status to get in my body.

If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’!

I’ll be ready for it to happen and that way it won’t happen. It’s a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it’s my lot in life.

I was rapping as a hobby. It was something I did for my friends and just played around on ideas and stuff like that.

I come from the tradition of a big Irish family that loves to sing. I love to perform.

When I was really young, I loved the movie ‘White Christmas’ – I still do – and I thought Rosemary Clooney was so pretty. When I was, like, nine, I would tell people, ‘You know who I kind of look like? Rosemary Clooney.’

Say Yes. You’ll figure it out afterward.

[on High School Musical] It’s hard to find people you are very close to and can relate to, but with this movie we really did bond. I felt very blessed for that.

When you go to the Oscars, don’t dress like you’re never going to go anywhere again. Don’t take such a big swing.

A lot of kids join the army to get a college education. That’s why they do it, and they get sent into these horrible situations.

I’m just a big, hard tool.