Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

There is no diet for a big ego.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?

They always ask me the same questions. Where was I born? When did I start singing? Who have I worked with? I don’t understand why they can’t just talk to me without all that question bit.

It was fun to sing somebody else’s song.

I have cellulite. I have stretch marks. I feel intimidated by Victoria’s Secret. Hollywood is one of those endless competitions, but it’s like running a race toward nothing. There’s no winning. You’re never going to win the pretty race. I just want to be the best version of myself that I can be.

Some of the best times in my life happened under the influence of drugs… I’d still be doing it if I could make good judgement calls. I’d still be doing it if I didn’t blow up to the size of an aircraft hangar, because it was a great time.

When it’s your chance to step up to the plate, just hit it out of the park, and everybody will forget about everything that came before.

I just want to continue being able to get roles that scare me and make me better and I think I can only grow as an artist if I do things that are scaring me and making me uncomfortable because that’s the only place you’ll learn anything.

Prison sentences are a lot like penises – if they’re used correctly, even a short one can do the trick… is a rumor I have heard.

Anything where we’re the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

It feels so great to be back on the scene.

Before our albums are released I feel like we still own it, that we have control over our music. But once it’s out there in the world it’s no longer ours.

When you’re on your fifth album, you are going to be judged against all your previous work and expectations.

[on “Pleasantville”] We were thrilled for just the three nominations we got, but obviously it’s a little sad. I went through so many press junkets with people saying they loved it. And Joan Allen was robbed but she can’t get nominated every year. She’s an inspiration for every young actress. She has that calm and reserve about herself and makes you think she appreciates the normal things of everyday. Then she transforms into this character that’s so different.

[on her role in “Star Wars: Episode II”] That was easy, I just stood by Natalie Portman looking very serious.

I go by my instincts. It’s whatever I feel in the scene in the moment.

Show No Love , Cus Love Can Get U killed