Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

I don’t remember anyone’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.

Remember-the only place men want depth in their women is in her décolletage.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

If you’re an actor and you don’t get cast in stuff a lot, then put together a show or hold play-reading nights at your apartment. Make your own opportunities.

Let’s start with the church. As you know, it’s my background, it’s a natural setting for me and it’s definitely my roots.

I think it’s really finding that belief in yourself, where you just have it no matter what’s going on, no matter what anyone else says. I think that’s the challenge, is to really have that belief in yourself.

[to troops in Iraq] I’m looking at a group of heavily armed people here. I’m telling myself ‘if you’re not funny, it’s a problem’

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I’m sure that he wouldn’t like the prospect of it put to him, and I won’t even go there with Eminem.

To be honest, I don’t want No. 1’s anymore. Now, don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t mind the odd few, but I’d also like a record going in at eight and staying around.

I’m off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don’t know if it’s worked. It works up until you take your first drink.

Man, I have had so much plastic surgery, I don’t even recognize myself, sometimes. If I catch a glimpse in a window or something, I think it is someone else.

Any single part of Brexit is a mountainous task and that is before you get to the tiny little bits that you understand that we haven’t even thought might be a problem. John Oliver

[on the NSA spying scandal] Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we’re just saying it’s a little bit weird you didn’t have to.

Ain’t it just like the night to play tricks when you’re tryin’ to be so quiet?

I’m quite obviously not the world’s most handsome man – I’m the second world’s most handsome man!

I’ve discovered as I’ve grown up that life is far more complicated than you think it is when you’re a kid. It isn’t just a straightforward fairytale.

I have my moments – usually twice every album – when I basically lose it.

I don’t fight for much, but when I fight for something, it’s usually because I think I’m going to be right.