Willem de Kooning

If a person gets his attitude towards money straight, it will straighten out almost every other area in his life.

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world.

I say, not in a braggadocios way, I’ve made billions and billions of dollars dealing with people all around the world.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

I’m so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain: ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.

It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.

To make a million, start with $900,000.

If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the have’s, the have-not’s, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have’s.