Timothy Ferriss

Don’t ever call a girl fat. Even if you’re joking.

I always want to think of myself as an underdog.

Loving yourself…does not mean being self-absorbed or narcissistic, or disregarding others. Rather it means welcoming yourself as the most honored guest in your own heart, a guest worthy of respect, a lovable companion.

Please stop debating about whether or not I aged well. Unfortunately it hurts all 3 of my feelings…

I think I remind everyone of themselves. Not saying everyone is my size, but it’s relatable because I’m not perfect, and I think a lot of people are portrayed as perfect, unreachable and untouchable.

A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction.

I’m here to show you imperfection. The beauty is in the imperfection.

I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.

I have an attention span that’s as long as it has to be.

I wrote these words for everyone who struggles in their youth, who won’t accept deception instead of what is truth.

I can’t bear to see myself even in movies. The feeling is complex. I can’t stand the sight of myself.

I do an hour’s yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied idiot – and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!

Imperfections make you beautiful, they make you who you are.

I enjoy being me; I always have done. I’ve seen people where it rules their lives, you know, who want to be thinner or have bigger boobs, and how it wears them down. And I don’t want that in my life.

Madame, you must be gay; only thus can life be endured. I speak from experience for I have had to endure much, and have only been able to endure it because I have always laughed whenever I had the chance.