Taylor Meade

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money

I rob banks because that’s where the money is.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.

If you want to make a million you don’t have to understand money, what you have to understand is people’s fears about money.

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.

Making money ain’t nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die you’re just as graveyard dead as he is.

They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

The lack of money is the root of all evils.

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single!

If a person gets his attitude towards money straight, it will straighten out almost every other area in his life.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.