Sweet Dick Willie (Do the Right Thing)

I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.

Carpe per diem – seize the check.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Bankruptcy stared me in the face, but one thought kept me calm; soon I’d be too poor to need an anti-theft alarm.

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!

The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.

All money is a matter of belief.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.