Stormy Daniels

Do you know how much hate mail I’ve gotten from people who love Mario Kart? … In one day, I managed to ruin half of America’s childhood and mushroom farming everywhere.

I’ve been working so hard, I’m about to have a Mariah Carey.

Whenever you’re scared of something, don’t let that define you. We all feel it, but step up.

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language’s most offensive C-word.

More idiots should just shut their mouths.

There were a couple of times where you think you’re swimming towards a guy with a breating apparatus and then you find its just some thing in the water and you’re like (imitates freaking out) and then you just know what to do and they film your stupid face just screaming underwater and then everyone starts laughing and its just like, ahh, great.

I don’t even have people’s phone numbers. I almost don’t want to have a girlfriend in this environment.

You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth: cause I’ll break yo face.

You can tell an honest artist from one who’s just given all their songs.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

[on Disney banning junk food adverts] I think when you can get an occupant of the White House behind you, particularly one as formidable and effective and passionate as Mrs. Obama, that can’t hurt

My love for the band is still there. It hasn’t changed, maybe that’s why it’s so painful these days.

I like you baby, just not more than my work right now

I love the people here. I love New York.

Obviously, [Hollywood is lacking] stories from women of color. If you talk about areas of the industry that are underrepresented, that is an area that the whole industry could stand with getting better at.

I’ve discovered as I’ve grown up that life is far more complicated than you think it is when you’re a kid. It isn’t just a straight-forward fairytale.