Steve Martin

Be so good they can’t ignore you.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles’ heel. But if you don’t need money and you don’t need fame, then you’re free.

We are not the sum of our possessions.

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.

Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

Don’t depend on anyone but yourself for providing financial security.

Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.

Whoever thinks that money can’t buy happiness . . . just doesn’t know where to shop!

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.

We’re not motivated to make more money. We all have too much already. We want to do good work.