Spike Milligan

Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!

I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.

I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.

The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing for another is common to all men, and to be found in no other race of animals.

Money makes your life easier. If you’re lucky to have it, you’re lucky.

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship. Money is not a substitute for tenderness, and power is not a substitute for tenderness.

The only way you will ever permanently take control of your financial life is to dig deep and fix the root problem.

The best thing I know about me, is that I’m rich

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

Money often costs too much.

We’re not motivated to make more money. We all have too much already. We want to do good work.

You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!

Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.