Scott Adams

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

Let us not, however, upon this account rashly conclude that she is capable of supporting any burden, nor even be too confident that she could support, without great distress, a burden a little greater than what has already been laid upon her.

I think us bad b*tc*es is a gift from God.

There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.

Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

And of all the things I look forward to in life, falling in love with you is at the top of the list.

I lie and tell you I had a dream about you last night, so it makes it more socially acceptable to reach out to someone I haven’t spoken to in years.

If you need a miracle, be a miracle.

Effective negotiators have a style that those whom they are trying to influence, relate to and admire.

I have lived too long to cherish many illusions about the essential high-mindedness of men when brought into stark confrontation with the issue of control over their security, and their property interests.

The truth is, I think we are a self-less society, not a selfish society. Because we’re so busy now.

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strength. When you go through hardship and decide not to surrender, that is strength.

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.

Some people prefer the passenger role, because it imposes no real pressure to decide or stand accountable for their life results.