Sam Ewing

I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died!

If a person gets his attitude towards money straight, it will straighten out almost every other area in his life.

Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.

Never spend your money before you have it.

I rob banks because that’s where the money is.

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.

Steve Jobs didn’t give a shit about money, and I do give a shit about money. I wanted to have a lot of money. I thought it would change my life, which it did, but not in the ways I expected.

Don’t depend on anyone but yourself for providing financial security.

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

The only way you will ever permanently take control of your financial life is to dig deep and fix the root problem.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Money is the best deodorant.