Rob Kardashian

I feel like dress socks differentiate you in a different way – especially men in suits who just have the traditional business suit. The dress sock is the way to change it up in your mind and I like wearing my pants up higher so you see them.

I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me.

I want to experience Dallas. It’s a new city where I see new business opportunities.

I’m obsessed with neon sneakers.

If I could be anyone, I’d choose the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler.

I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs.

You don’t just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at ‘SNL’ is writing to go after someone.

I would not trade any of these features for anybody else’s. I wouldn’t trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble my nephew. I wouldn’t even trade the acne scar on my right cheek, because that recurring zit spent more time with me in college than any boy ever did.

Sometimes I think, ‘To hell with acting,’ and then I realize I could be working at a shoe shop, acting is much cooler.

Presley was definitely a great inspiration to every guy who ever had a hard-on in the whole of the Western world, I should think. He shook everybody well and true, and we just kept on shakin’. But he started it.

A hundred and thirteen is a lot of tests. It’s approaching the amount that you’d ask your doctor for the morning after you woke up from a one-night stand with Colin Farrell.

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

How do you expect me to see your nasty-looking eye ball if you don’t look straight ahead?

If a few companies were less greedy, the people at the bottom woud have a lot more.

[on British Red Cross album to assist and create awareness of Refugee Crisis] The position we are in, it’s paramount we all do our best one way or another to help.

I think they want to keep it separate, but I’ve never been a crossover artist for some reason.

When I’m no longer rapping I want to open up an ice-cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.

After college, I knew I wanted to work in comedy, so the first thing I did was go to where the comedy was. I moved from Charlottesville to Chicago, because that’s where The Second City and Improv Olympics are. You have to go wherever you need to go to study what interests you.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I couldn’t stand that my husband was being unfaithful. I am Raquel Welch – understand?

I’ve been working so hard, I’m about to have a Mariah Carey.