Rob Kardashian

If I could be anyone, I’d choose the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler.

I literally change my phone number 10 times a year and I don’t ever save my contacts.

I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me.

I want to experience Dallas. It’s a new city where I see new business opportunities.

I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs.

I’m obsessed with neon sneakers.

When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

I don’t know many singers who actually do like the sound of their own voice.

I want to spend time with Oprah, and I don’t know what I need to do to make that happen.

I love being sexy; I’m never gonna stop being an exhibitionist

Anthony Weiner’s alter ego is a Bolivian action hero slash porn star. ‘Danger… is my user name.’

At this point, we aren’t just flirting with disaster; we’re rounding third base and asking if disaster has any condoms.

I did (training in) tennis, ballet, swing dancing, piano, art class and etiquette. I also did French dialect, but then it was mixing me up with my Southern dialect, so we stuck to Southern!

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.

If I say a rap and I laugh, that means it’s a winner.

I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things seriously. This attitude of mine gets me into a lot of trouble.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

I’m not perfect! I’m human. I make mistakes. But I try to be as conscious as I can about things I should be. If I’m going to do something commercial and mainstream and made for the masses, I just believe you can make those kinds of films with quality – and good ideas and good intentions. There’s a lot of negativity out there.

All the boys did real good for their first time out. You couldn’t ask for any better. We’ve got a few bugs to work out, but that’s what this was for. We’re going to keep practicing and get better.

I haven’t really decided to be an actor yet! I started doing plays when I was about 15 or 16. I only did it because my dad saw a bunch of pretty girls in a restaurant and he asked them where they came from and they said drama group. He said “Son, that is where you need to go”.

I don’t care how small the game. I want to win.