Pablo Escobar

Give him lead!

Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.

Only those who went hungry with me and stood by me when I went through a bad time at some point in life will eat at my table.

Look, I’m not a rich person. I’m a poor person with Money.

All empires are created of blood and fire.

Sometimes I feel like God, when I order someone killed – they die the same day.

She was not for everyone, but she was for me.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher… and that is a good thing for any man.

Kiss me, and you will see how important I am.

All happy families are alike, but an unhappy family is unhappy after its own fashion.

Friendship, ‘the wine of life,’ said Boswell, should, like a well-stocked cellar, be thus continually renewed. And Dr. Johnson added to this A man, Sir, should keep his friendships in constant repair.

It’s better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.

If you’ve gone into a marriage and you haven’t been clear about how you’re going to handle money, how you want to raise kids, who is going to work or stay home or what have you, then you’ve set yourself up for failure.

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.

I think I had the best of James [Taylor]. I mean, I was so in love with him. Not with blinders on – I was in love with him because he is a remarkable man, and he gave me a tremendous amount.

Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting; as an occupation, it is too wearing; as a public exhibition, there is no money in it. It is unsuited to the drawing room, and in the most cultured society it has long been banished from the social board. It has at last, in our day of progress and improvement, been degraded to brotherhood with flatulence. Among the best bred, these two arts are now indulged only in private– though by consent of the whole company, when only males are present, it is still permissible, in good society, to remove the embargo on the fundamental sigh.

[a metaphor for the end of her marriage] The process of divorce is about loading a blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.