P. G. Wodehouse

The impulse dances inside the debt.

Rather go to bed supperless, than rise in debt.

It shows nobility to be willing to increase your debt to a man to whom you already owe much.

If I owe you a pound, I have a problem; but if I owe you a million, the problem is yours.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Debt is to man what the serpent is to the bird; its eye fascinates, its breath poisons, its coil crushes sinew and bone, its jaw is the pitiless grave.

Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?

If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.

A church debt is the devil’s salary.

[Credit is a system whereby] a person who can’t pay, gets another person who can’t pay, to guarantee that he can pay.

Private student loans should be avoided at all costs.

A habit of debt is very injurious to the memory.

A man in debt is so far a slave.

Youth is in danger until it learns to look upon debts as furies.

The debt we owe to the play of imagination is incalculable.