Mark Twain

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.

Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

I’m bout this shmoney!

You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

No man’s credit is as good as his money.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Money often costs too much.

To make a million, start with $900,000.

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.

Don’t depend on anyone but yourself for providing financial security.

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money

Money makes your life easier. If you’re lucky to have it, you’re lucky.