Mark Twain

If you eat a frog first thing in the morning, the rest of your day will be wonderful.

The more I learn about people, the better I like my dog.

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.

I answer the heroic question Death where is thy sting? It is here in my heart and mind and memories

You affect your subconscious mind by verbal repetition.

To affect the quality of the day, that is the highest of arts.

No thought, no reflection, no analysis, no cultivation, no intention; let it settle itself.

The faith that stands on authority is not faith.

I constantly ask myself if what I’m doing is for me or somebody else. It’s tripping me out!

If people misunderstand you, do not worry…it is your voice that they hear, but what goes through their mind is…their own thoughts.

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar.

I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.

How can they expect a harvest of thought who have not had the seed time of character.

He that embarks on the voyage of life will always wish to advance rather by the impulse of the wind than the strokes of the oar; and many fold in their passage; while they lie waiting for the gale.

The best reformers the world has ever seen are those who commence on themselves.

In this magical hour, as the black ink sky fades to forget-me-not grey and the Cyprus trees emerge from the shadows, I tune in to my heart. In clarity, I choose to step into freedom to bring lightness of being and to be love.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.