Mark Twain

It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

We Americans… bear the ark of liberties of the world.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

All schools, all colleges, have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal, valuable knowledge. The theological knowledge which they conceal cannot justly be regarded as less valuable than that which they reveal. That is, when a man is buying a basket of strawberries it can profit him to know that the bottom half of it is rotten.

It is a time when one’s spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation, life a vanity and a burden, and the future but a way to death.

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.

If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.

If a girl have beef with me, she gon’ have beef with me forever.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

A lot of people always question, ‘What else can she do, what else can she do?’ And I’m going to show you

Since the past is unreal and the future is unreal, all your thoughts are about nothing.

When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, simply drop it.

Do any of us really have a clue? We don’t know what’s going to happen tomorrow. Or what word will come up in a conversation that will change our lives. You can be in the shower and scrubbing under your arm and find a lump that wasn’t there yesterday. I’m doing things here and now. Life is evolving. Every day life evolves.

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe.

Let us endeavor to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

You can never get enough of what you don’t really need.

I always live in some kind of anticipation of something good happening.

What I have never been afraid of is to be a little silly, and you can engage people that way!

Shoot for the moon. If you miss you’ll still end up in the stars.