Marisa Crane

I lie and tell you I had a dream about you last night, so it makes it more socially acceptable to reach out to someone I haven’t spoken to in years.

My favorite nightcap, after all this time, is still the cocktail of you.

The thing is, she’s got heart, a colossal, mesmerizing one. She gives me a green flash love, the type you are rarely lucky enough to see but when you do, your entire sky is changed forever.

I dressed the part and slipped into my Sunday best. I peeled open the heavy doors to every church I could find.

Blood banks are all closed; you can’t use others to keep you warm.

I have imprinted on you and all those miles between us only keep us apart because we let them.

I have never been insecure, ever, about how I look, about what I want to do with myself. My mum told me to only ever do things for myself, not for others.

I don’t wanna be afraid. I wanna wake up feeling beautiful, today.

It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.

I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.

I do an hour’s yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied idiot – and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!

Being able to take care of myself is something that my mom really instilled in me.

To be your own person, you need good friends. Friends are the treasure of your life.

If you are able to look yourself in the mirror every day with the decisions that you make, that’s where power starts.

I’ve never had a problem with how I look. I’d rather have lunch with friends than go to the gym.

I’m also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has.

Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart […] I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!

It’s important so you stay in touch with yourself. If you lose touch with yourself, no one’s going to want to talk to you or listen to anything you’re f**king doing. They’ll just point at you and laugh. At you, not with you.

Don’t ever call a girl fat. Even if you’re joking.

You’re not worth the time that this is taking.

I have insecurities, of course, but I don’t hang out with anyone who points them out to me.