Mae West

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon – it’s time to cash in!

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction!

We need to make love great again because black lives do matter, because all lives do matter.

I never thought love could be so deep, so wide, so open, so full, so elevating! Such a teacher! Thank you for teaching me, growing me, deepening me!!

And now my neck is open wide, begging for a fist around it. Already choking on my pride, so there’s no use crying about it.

I thought that true love was a just fairytale but I have it and it’s pretty amazing.

To the people who love you, you are beautiful already. This is not because they’re blind to your shortcomings but because they so clearly see your soul. Your shortcomings then dim by comparison. The people who care about you are willing to let you be imperfect and beautiful, too.

Drownin’ in the sea of love where everyone would love to drown.

I miss the thought of a forever, you and me. But all you’re missing is my body.

Whoso loves, believes the impossible.

Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, they’re yours; if they don’t, they never were.

For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.

It’s important to remember where you came from; it’s the easiest way to locate where you are.

A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks.

I stopped believing in love at first sight. I think you go through that wonderful love stage, but when it gets hard, you need a little bit more.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.