Kris Jenner

I think the yule ball is more attractive to the girls who read it, I never really thought “Oh I get to go to the ball!

I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.

Everybody has forgotten about showmanship. People don’t look like rock stars any more. They just look like regular dudes off the street.

I love being sexy; I’m never gonna stop being an exhibitionist

Looking after your ears is unfortunately something you don’t think about until there’s a problem.

If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.

Anything where we’re the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

These sprint boys weren’t happy with how the sport was being promoted and where it was going, so they asked me if I’d still be interested in helping them, and I am,

I don’t fight for much, but when I fight for something, it’s usually because I think I’m going to be right.

I’ve discovered as I’ve grown up that life is far more complicated than you think it is when you’re a kid. It isn’t just a straight-forward fairytale.

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

I can’t believe Tina Turner actually was on the same stage. I can’t believe I set foot on the same stage, and it’s going to be an album, people are going to buy it, and it’s going to be a video.

The thing is, we’re not extravagant people. It’s just unbelievable the amounts of money we make. But we don’t spend it. It’s too scary to spend it.

To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.

I think I’d make a pretty good girlfriend.