Kris Jenner

They’re talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision- you either go all the way or forget it.

All I can do is take influences from where I was raised.

I have no talent except for being able to enjoy and recognize it in others.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Confidence is key. Sometimes, you need to look like you’re confident even when you’re not.

I tend to lean on the side of pessimism and I wish I could be more optimistic. I wish I could be better at taking things for what they are – not analyzing them – but just going about my life.

I don’t actually own a car.

You just have to play every scene honestly and forget about a reaction and what the audience is going to think. I think the more seriously you take something, the more funny it might be.

News is not a game show. You don’t win a car if you happen to be right.

I feel like I needed a balance. I don’t want to forget about my personal life and spending time with myself.

If I wasn’t Bob Dylan, I’d probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.

I have absolutely no empathy for camels. I didn’t care for being abused in the Middle East by those horrible, horrible, horrible creatures. They don’t like people. It’s not at all like the relationship between horses and humans.

Presley was definitely a great inspiration to every guy who ever had a hard-on in the whole of the Western world, I should think. He shook everybody well and true, and we just kept on shakin’. But he started it.

The Troubadour was the only place where you could go and showcase for record companies. If you were lucky you might get to sing three or four songs that night.

The trouble is now, with rock’n’roll and stuff, it gets so big that it loses what once upon a time was a magnificent thing, where it was special and quite elusive and occasionally a little sinister and it had its own world nobody could get in.