Junglepussy

There were the Pussycat Dolls, and there’s a band called Perfect Pussy, but they’re white, so they get the pass. I can’t be Junglepussy and black, but I just push through, especially when my mother says she doesn’t have a problem with it.

Everyone wants to be black so bad I wake up feeling so exclusive!

I wish everybody would treat themselves like a plant.

You wouldn’t pour soda on plants.

Ninety-five percent of my audience was white.

The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.

It’s the 2016 election, and it’s 2015 right now. So I don’t care until we’re in the same year as the thing that I’m supposed to care about.

I love Led Zeppelin, they were four prodigiously talented musicians. The magical combination of Jimmy Page and Robert Plant underpinned by the best rhythm section, John Paul Jones on bass and the best rock n’roll drummer in the world, John Bonham.

Does anyone remember laughter?

We rely more on enthusiasm than actual skill. Whatever you do, do it enthusiastically and people will like it more.

When I go to see Iron Man 3, I’m not as enthralled as I was when I saw The Bridge on the River Kwai.

I try to keep my ego at the right size. No matter what, I just do my best to live in an attitude of gratitude.

Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice…but at least he tried hard!

Even people that know Johnny Cash’s music really well and know that he was married don’t really know that much about June Carter. So finding out about her really helped to inform my performance and to bring her to the front in a way that she has never been before.

I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me.

I don’t know, I like to go on really different types of dates. Going someplace new or some new part of the city, something that’s not your average thing. Something where you just go have an adventure together.

I don’t see Johnny Depp as attractive!

I just needed a job. Before being hired as an usher at the CBS Theater, I didn’t even know there was a show business.

News is not a game show. You don’t win a car if you happen to be right.