Jose Mourinho

[on Roman Abramovich] We were never friends – José Mourinho

Some clubs are treated as devils, some are treated as angels.

I have a lot of respect for Liverpool fans and what I did, the sign of silence – ‘shut your mouth’ – was not for them, it was for the English press.

Please don’t call me arrogant, but I’m European champion and I think I’m a special one.

For me, pressure is bird flu. I’m feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It’s not fun and I’m more scared of it than football.

Because, to give a goal, the ball must be 100% in and he must be 100% sure that the ball is in.

I love to cook comfort food. I’ll make fish and vegetables or meat and vegetables and potatoes or rice. The ritual of it is fun for me, and the creativity of it.

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.

Preparing food is not just about yourself and others. It is about everything!

I go to McDonald’s every day. But I don’t eat much.

Trump Steaks, where are the steaks? Do we have steaks? We have Trump Steaks.

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Eating is touch carried to the bitter end.

I am vegetarian. I became one at 20 when I was working in a pig farm. I got attached to the pigs and I couldn’t stand the thought that they would have to go off to be slaughtered.

Chocolate makes everyone smile – even bankers.

American food is too dry! I need myself some proper Chinese soup like right now.

I once made a (it was supposed to be a 30-minute) bean salad that took me like 6 hours