Johnny Carson

I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.

I think that by ignoring the show you’re ignoring the audience who put you there.

I’m an instant star. Just add water and stir.

My proudest achievement has been the success of the shows and artists I have been involved with, because they were made in Britain.

The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

If you’ve got a big mouth and you’re controversial, you’re going to get attention.

My attitude is, if someone’s going to criticize me, tell me to my face.

I always said to myself, this would be really hard if I were 20 or 30. That’s why I look at these young celebrities, and I just feel for them, because you have to be grown up enough to know yourself in this. And that just takes time.

Not everybody is perfect, and I don’t think we should be looking for perfect people.