John Nelson

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.

You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!

I think one of the most pervasive evils in this world is greed and acquiring money for money’s sake. Once you have six houses and a plane, it’s just about a number. It’s never been anything I understood.

If a person gets his attitude towards money straight, it will straighten out almost every other area in his life.

Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.

What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.

Money is the best deodorant.

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

There is only one amount of money – just not enough!

Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich

[On Roberts saying ‘I don’t know if I want to give up my whole management company and take it apart.’] Don’t be stupid. I’ll make you more money than you’ve made alone.

The want of money is the root of all evil.