Harry Lauder

I make no claim to being a business genius. You can make so much money in this business that it loses its value.

The best thing I know about me, is that I’m rich

You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Never spend your money before you have it.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich and rich is better.

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten

Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail!

The want of money is the root of all evil.

Look, I’m not a rich person. I’m a poor person with Money.

I rob banks because that’s where the money is.