Dr Phil McGraw

Nothing’s funnier to me than laughing at myself.

Life is managed; it is not cured.

You don’t need a rope to pinch a stranger’s butt.

Think about all of the times, situations, and circumstances where you have gotten caught up in making your self right rather than happy… The harder you fight to win, the bigger you lose.

Now, my body fat runs around 18 percent, which is normal and, you know, kind of in the middle of normal, actually.

Right now, make a list of what you admire about yourself- don’t stop until you’ve filled a page. Sit and relish each quality and accomplishment. When you remember how much you have to be proud of, you don’t need to envy others. Instead of wallowing in your jealousy, use your friends’ accomplishments as inspiration to pursue the life you want.

Learn when’s a good time to shut up.

At this very moment, you may be saying to yourself that you have any number of admirable qualities. You are a loyal friend, a caring person, someone who is smart, dependable, fun to be around. That’s wonderful, and I’m happy for you, but let me ask you this: are you being any of those things to yourself?

If you get good at what you do, part of getting there is enjoying what other players do.

There is nothing to search for; everything you seek is already within.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

When I am old, weather-worn, and grey, I want to fill my lungs with your perfume and hear your laughter echo through our home as we dance alone in our living room, drunk off wine, still madly in love.

Join the dance.

Once you discover that you can, then you must.

Life is trying things to see if they work.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.

We have finished the job, what shall we do with the tools?

Man is what he believes.

What’s to be ashamed of? I went through a really rough time, and I am quite proud that I got out of that.

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.