Douglas MacArthur

On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days, on other fields will bear the fruits of victory.

I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any treat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within.

You don’t win wars by dying for your country you win wars by making the other son of a b*tch die for his.

It is fatal to enter an war without the will to win it.

I realize that advice is worth what it costs – that is, nothing.

Age wrinkles the body; quitting wrinkles the soul.

Experience is the harvest of life, and every harvest is the result of a sowing. The experience which young people must crave is that of success in some service for which they are naturally fitted.

I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark.

Faith, n.: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.

All heiresses are beautiful.

I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

The Smiths dream into my ear on this lost and lonely morning. I sing along like it is the only prayer I know (forgive me, Mother Mary).

We want to reproduce all those instruments which were prepared and used in America once upon a time.

Blood banks are all closed; you can’t use others to keep you warm.

Possessions are always secondary, loved ones are all that matters.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.

I don’t know how to drive.

Don’t worry about things you cannot alter.