Donald Trump

An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud

Just tried watching Modern Family – written by a moron, really boring. Writer has the mind of a very dumb and backward child. Sorry Danny!

We are no longer a leader. Putin has become the leader, and it’s an embarassment to our country.

Due diligence equals increasing your financial IQ daily.

I’m also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has.

The most important thing in life is to love what you’re doing, because that’s the only way you’ll ever be really good at it.

What I try to keep in mind is that there are going to be a lot of articles that are going to be misrepresentative of what I’m about as a person and as a writer.

One of the more radical and interesting possible ways to limit the power of unaccountable media barons is to give journalists the power to elect editors and have seats on boards for workers and consumers when a title or programme gets particularly large and influential.

With the press there is no ‘off the record’.

If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.

Contrary to what a lot of people think, I don’t enjoy doing press. I’ve been asked the same questions a million times now, and I don’t particularly like talking about my personal life.

[The New York Times] don’t write good. They have people over there, like Maggie Haberman and others, they don’t – they don’t write good. They don’t know how to write good.

I’ve met some great people that deal with me in the press. I’ve also met some people that were very dishonorable, frankly.

If you get good ratings, they’ll cover you even if you have nothing to say.

We got killed in Newsweek.

I actually don’t read most of the coverage about Facebook. I try to learn from getting input from people who use our services directly more than from pundits.

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us.

Television is the first truly democratic culture – the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.

I would rather have been beaten up in the media than live a life that wasn’t happy.

My people keep telling me I shouldn’t write letters like this to critics. The way I see it, critics get to say what they want to about my work, so why shouldn’t I be able to say what I want to about theirs?

There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?