David Geffen

[On his first job in the mailroom of William Morris a casting agency] It was the first time in the my life that I thought ‘I can do that.’

I’m not looking to be a personal manager.

This thing is really silly. I don’t want to hurt you anymore, and I’m too powerful for you to hurt. I forgive you for all the times you’ve f*cked me in the past and for all the times you’re going to f*ck me in the future.

The think I remember most about Brooklyn was how much I wanted to get out of Brooklyn.

I’ve always thought that each person invented himself for whatever reasons, for whatever circumstances, through whatever he has gone through, that we are each a figment of our own imagination. And some people have a greater ability to imagine than others.

I quickly figured out [that] the one ability I’d better have is to create relationships.

I love my husband, but my girlfriends are my sanity.

Without a doubt, my richest relationships are my long-term friendships with musical partners, because we make music together. That’s what we love to do with our lives.

Certain guys tell me they want women of substance, not beautiful models. It just means they can’t get beautiful models.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt

To be a friend means that they are always there, for the good or the bad.

It is because I think so much of warm and sensitive hearts, that I would spare them from being wounded.

I never felt I was too protective. I felt I was functioning as a dam against the river of sh*t that comes pouring down on artists, and it was a job that I took very seriously.

Kiss me, and you will see how important I am.

If I was your wife Sir, I’d poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I’d let you!

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody’s face while we’re having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

If I don’t have friends, then I ain’t got nothing.

True friends stab you in the front.

You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful – I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything….Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

I don’t know where to find a good guy. I just think that they’re around and I think you have to be good and at some point you’ll attract that. I really believe that. First, people should stop looking. The looking thing does not work. Just let love find you.

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!