David Alan Royster

If your love is not as strong as a tidal wave, I will not be moved.

They are different now than they were. My mother never had to say she was a queen to be one. I instinctively knew. So it makes sense now that I am sorely confused by the women who try to convince me with words.

Trust. Above all, I ask for trust. You won’t know every thought that crosses my mind, but just know that they’re all for us.

My father, soft as rainclouds, my mother, hard as hail, prepared me to take the world by storm.

My love rumbles like the sternum of a lion. Be mindful of the beast you stir up.

Women should serve men. Men should serve women. Any house of peace is full of servants.

It’s better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.

I’m currently single, so I want to have fun! As for what guys need to do to date out of their league, it’s all about the swagger. If you have confidence, you can get pretty much any girl.

Kiss me, and you will see how important I am.

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody’s face while we’re having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

I never talk about my wife: we’re both in public professions but we try to keep our private life private.

A lot of people believe what other people say.

One day it just hit me. This is it. You are not in love. So either stay in it because you have a child or be brave and find the man of your dreams and marry him for real.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

I don’t understand how in my parents’ age, it was ’til death do us part, and in mine it’s ’til cheating do us part, ’til lying do us part, ’til chemistry do us part, ’til disagreements do us part, ’til boredom do us part, ’til cowardice do us part. I just want what my parents have, that part.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.

Cherish your human connections – your relationships with friends and family.

Be honest, brutally honest. That is what’s going to maintain relationships.

Relationships are negotiated and if you deal with ultimatums and authority all the time, then you’re not going to get anywhere.