Clinton Jones

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Money often costs too much.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

It’s like when you see all the slave movies. Why you gotta keep reminding us about slavery? Why don’t you show us – put Michael Jordan on a $20 bill.

You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship. Money is not a substitute for tenderness, and power is not a substitute for tenderness.

Money is the best deodorant.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single!

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.