Clinton Jones

Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail!

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

Use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

[on money] It cannot buy you happiness. Some independence, yes.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich and rich is better.

More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.

Getting money is not all a man’s business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money makes your life easier. If you’re lucky to have it, you’re lucky.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

I have no interest in becoming a tax exile and living somewhere I don’t want to – I just want to be at home with my family.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.