Clinton Jones

Steve Jobs didn’t give a shit about money, and I do give a shit about money. I wanted to have a lot of money. I thought it would change my life, which it did, but not in the ways I expected.

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.

You can’t borrow your way to prosperity. Look for ways to create value and you will attract money.

We’re not motivated to make more money. We all have too much already. We want to do good work.

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? … No pockets.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

I rob banks because that’s where the money is.

Use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.

I have never believed that prosperity is bad or something to be shunned.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

The want of money is the root of all evil.

The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money