Bertolt Brecht

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

The point is, you can never be too greedy.

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet

Never spend your money before you have it.

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I’m old . . . I know it is.

The want of money is the root of all evil.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Don’t depend on anyone but yourself for providing financial security.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

I’ve earned all this money. I’ve worked for it. I didn’t cheat anybody. I didn’t issue junk bonds and put people out of work. I earned it. And I live relatively modestly given my level of success and wealth.

If saving money is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.