Tina Fey

And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women – except, of course -those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape ‘kit ‘n’ stuff, But for everybody else, it’s a win-win. Unless you’re a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years – whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know – actually, I take it back. The whole thing’s a disaster.

Do your thing and don’t care if they don’t like it.

I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.

I have no enabler bone in my body – not one. I’m sort of like, ‘Oh, are you going crazy? I’ll be back in an hour.’

There are no mistakes, only opportunities.

When it’s not your gig, you’re like, ‘I’m just gonna go to bed!’

It’s OK to quote from your past. But I’m more interested in quoting from my present and pointing towards the future.

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

America’s Got Talent’ has really opened a lot of doors for me. I want to do a lot more TV.

You know my heart couldn’t take it.

I’ve already done so much. The rest is just gravy, it’s like frosting on the cake

I have to tell you, and I don’t mean this as sour grapes or anything, but it is hard to play for fans who see you all the time, makes it much harder.

When people apologize to me sincerely, I accept it. It’s really never too late to right your wrongs.

After college, I knew I wanted to work in comedy, so the first thing I did was go to where the comedy was. I moved from Charlottesville to Chicago, because that’s where The Second City and Improv Olympics are. You have to go wherever you need to go to study what interests you.

Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe write some really great stuff – stuff that would put Oscar Wilde to shame. If the Pet Shop Boys ever wanted a third member, I’d be there.

I love you, yes I do, I love you. If you break my heart I’ll die. So be sure it’s true when you say I love you It’s a sin to tell a lie.

I take conscious breaks for myself ’cause I like to rejuvenate and get my creative juices flowing. I also like to take my time with my creativity; I think it’s important.

I didn’t miss out on a family life because of racing. I had one because of it.

It’s more egalitarian on the Internet – anyone can put anything up. But in terms of the money it takes to allow a band to get good, there’s less of it to invest.

Wow, that is hard to watch. Hi, this is Ted Cruz, just calling to remind you to vote for a man who insulted my wife and said my dad helped kill JFK. Anyway, life has no meaning. Thank you. I want to die.

I’d rather be called King than other things I’ve been called.