Nick Arnette

A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten

We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.

[on money] It cannot buy you happiness. Some independence, yes.

I make no claim to being a business genius. You can make so much money in this business that it loses its value.

Acting used to be how I paid the rent, but I sold a tequila company for a billion f**king dollars. I don’t need money.

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.

I’ve earned all this money. I’ve worked for it. I didn’t cheat anybody. I didn’t issue junk bonds and put people out of work. I earned it. And I live relatively modestly given my level of success and wealth.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

No man’s credit is as good as his money.

You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.