Sweet Dick Willie (Do the Right Thing)

I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died!

I’m bout this shmoney!

More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

It’s the same old story, all you think about is money.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.

Too much money ain’t enough money.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.

Carpe per diem – seize the check.

I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!

A fool and her money are soon courted.