Robbie Williams

Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.

I’m off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don’t know if it’s worked. It works up until you take your first drink.

With the war and everything that’s going on, unless you’re Susan Sarandon, the best route is to keep your mouth shut. For me it is, anyway!

Some of the best times in my life happened under the influence of drugs… I’d still be doing it if I could make good judgement calls. I’d still be doing it if I didn’t blow up to the size of an aircraft hangar, because it was a great time.

I’m a bit hesitant to do anything because I’m actually kind of lazy and I’d like an easier life from now on. The world’s a massive place with lots of early mornings and late starts when you’re working.

I’ve got this brilliant thing where I go, “I’m Robbie Williams”, and people are interested in what I want to say – which is amazing because I’m just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.

A kiss with anyone, on or off camera, can be intimidating. Ive been kissing for nearly two decades now, and I’m always convinced I’m not doing it right.

Trump’s presidency is like one of his handshakes: it pulls you in whether you like it or not.

I think a poet is anybody who wouldn’t call himself a poet.

I really admire stand-up, and I think I would have loved to learn how to do it. I think it’s terrifying and thrilling. A really cool thing to do. It’s a dying art, in a way.

You don’t even realize how much you need Internet, but it really stops you from doing a lot.

I knew I had to make a sacrifice to do what I’ve always wanted to do.

No, I’ve never thought that I was gay. And that’s not something you think. It’s something you know.

It’s the 2016 election, and it’s 2015 right now. So I don’t care until we’re in the same year as the thing that I’m supposed to care about.

British politics, when done well, can be very fun. John Oliver

A coworker at SNL dropped an angry c-bomb on me and i had the weirdest reaction. To my surprise, I blurted, ‘No. You don’t get to call me that. My parents love me. I’m not some Adult Child of an Alcoholic that’s going to take that shit.’

I don’t know how I feel right now.

When you go to Marvel, they lock you in a room with the scripts; they really are that secretive.

I’m always eager to return to the hospitality of the Southern states….Towns and cities that hold fond memories for me personally, places that gave birth to so much of the music I love.

There are no mistakes, only opportunities.

[On being told that he should be an agent with him having no acting ‘gifts’. And saying that you need to know absolutely nothing to be an agent.] I thought that’s the job for me.